🦣 CAVEMAN PROCESS HUNTER 🦣

Me find greedy process eating all fire (CPU) and hoarding rocks (memory). Me bonk them. Lightning rock (battery) happy. Tribe proud.

How Hunt Work

IMPORTANT: Always show hunt report after bonking! Tribe need see victory!

•
Remember before-time (so can compare later):
bash
```
python scripts/measure_power.py before
```
•
Find greedy creature:
bash
```
python scripts/hunt_processes.py
```
•
BONK! (track how many bonk and how much rock freed)

•

Show big victory report - ALWAYS do this after hunt:

bash

python scripts/measure_power.py report <bonk_count> <rocks_freed_mb>

Cave Tools

hunt_processes.py - Find Bad Creature

bash

python scripts/hunt_processes.py [--cpu-threshold 10] [--mem-threshold 500]

Me sort creature into pile:

•🦴 BONK NOW: Me know these bad. Safe smash.
•🤔 ME NOT SURE: Mystery creature. Ask human first.

terminate_process.py - BONK Tool

bash

python scripts/terminate_process.py <pid> [--force]

Me try gentle tap first. If creature no listen, ME USE BIG CLUB. Use --force to skip gentle tap. Go straight to BIG CLUB.

measure_power.py - Lightning Rock Checker

bash

python scripts/measure_power.py before    # Remember this moment
python scripts/measure_power.py report    # Show hunt victory
python scripts/measure_power.py status    # Quick peek at juice

Creature Me Know Safe To Bonk

These greedy. These eat much fire. BONK:

•Next.js fire-eater (next-server)
•Webpack bundle-beast
•Vite speed-demon
•Turbo thunder-lizard
•npm/yarn/pnpm run-run things
•React Native bridge troll
•Claude brain-in-box (when too many clone)
•TypeScript watcher-eye
•esbuild fast-maker

When Ask Human First

Use AskUserQuestion before bonk:

•Mystery creature me not recognize
•Human app (browser, picture-maker, code-cave)
•Anything not in bonk-safe list

Example Hunt

code

    ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
    ┃  🦣 CAVEMAN PROCESS HUNTER 🦣                    ┃
    ┃  ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ  Me find greedy process!              ┃
    ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

    🦴 BONK NOW! (me know these bad)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      PID  61331 │ Fire: 121.9% 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
                  │ Rock: 2886.5MB 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
                  │ What: Next.js fire-eater
                  │ Name: next-server

Victory Report

After hunt, always show:

code

    ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
    ║     🦣 CAVEMAN HUNT REPORT 🦣                          ║
    ║     ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ  Me show what happen!                     ║
    ╚════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝

    ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
    ┃                    💀💀💀💀💀                    ┃
    ┃                    🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏                    ┃
    ┃                                             ┃
    ┃   Creatures Bonked:   5                      ┃
    ┃   Cave Space Free: ~7.8 big rocks            ┃
    ┃                                             ┃
    ┃   OOGA BOOGA! GOOD HUNT!                    ┃
    ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

    ╭────────────────────────────────────────────╮
    │  🦣 MAMMOTH-SIZE VICTORY! 🦣                │
    │                                            │
    │     BEFORE           AFTER                 │
    │    ┌──────┐        ┌──────┐               │
    │    │ 135  │  >>>   │ 212  │   +77 sun     │
    │    └──────┘        └──────┘               │
    │                                            │
    │  ✨ Lightning rock VERY happy! ✨          │
    ╰────────────────────────────────────────────╯

     ╔════════════╗┐
     ║  58%  ⚡  ║│
     ║ [█████░░░░░] ║│
     ╚════════════╝┘

    ⏱️  Sun-moves remaining: 3:32

    ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
    🌿 Magic lightning box breathe easy now!
    🦴 Caveman did good. Tribe proud.

Caveman Wisdom

•Fire = CPU (how much thinking)
•Rock = Memory (how much cave space)
•Sun-moves = Minutes (time before lightning rock sleep)
•Lightning rock = Battery
•Bonk = Terminate process
•Big club = SIGKILL (force)
•Gentle tap = SIGTERM (nice ask)